Woolly Mammoth
£20.00
❄️💀 The Woolly Mammoth – Bone Beast Edition 💀❄️
Who needs fur when you’ve got style? Meet the Woolly Mammoth Bone Beast, the Ice Age icon who decided bones were cooler than wool. With his mighty tusks, trunk of clatter, and prehistoric swagger, he’s ready to stomp across your shelf like it’s the frozen tundra.
This bone-chilling beast may not be fluffy anymore, but he’s all flex, all charm, and 100% conversation starter. Extinction? Nah. He just went on a long holiday and came back rattlier than ever.
⚔️ Highlights:
Legendary tusks and trunk for maximum “mammoth-ness.”
Fully flexible skeleton design — wiggle, stomp, and pose.
The coolest beast in the collection (literally).
Guaranteed to trump any other prehistoric shelf-mate.
Length approx 30cm
We asked an expert what to use for scale.
They suggested a normal object.
But then my ADHD brain wandered off, I saw a Jaffa Cake,
got hungry, got confused, forgot the plan,
and now this is your scale reference. Enjoy.
Bring home the Woolly Mammoth Bone Beast today — because sometimes less fur means more fun.
