Titanoboa
£24.00
🐍💀 The Titanoboa – Bone Beast Edition 💀🐍
Long. Legendary. And a little bit rattly. Meet the Titanoboa Bone Beast, the serpent of skeletons who proves that sometimes the best collectibles don’t walk — they slither.
With his endless bones, fangy grin, and a body that wiggles, bends, and coils with attitude, this prehistoric snake is equal parts terrifying and hilarious. Shelf space beware — he’s coming for all of it.
⚔️ Highlights:
Flexy, bendy skeleton design — pose him straight, curled, or in full ambush mode.
Fangs sharp enough to spook any fossil friend.
Titan-sized charisma in bone-rattling form.
Perfect for collectors who like their beasts long, legendary, and full of personality.
Length approx 77cm
We asked an expert what to use for scale.
They suggested a normal object.
But then my ADHD brain wandered off, I saw a Jaffa Cake,
got hungry, got confused, forgot the plan,
and now this is your scale reference. Enjoy.
Adopt the Titanoboa Bone Beast today — because your collection could use a little more hiss and a lot more bones.
