Megalodon
£25.00
🦈💀 The Megalodon – Bone Beast Edition 💀🦈
Thought sharks were scary? Try meeting their bigger, bonier cousin — the Megalodon Bone Beast. With a jaw that never quits, a grin that’s all teeth, and a skeleton built to rattle the ocean floor, this prehistoric predator is proof that “extinct” is just a suggestion.
One look at that smile and you’ll know he’s not here to nibble — he’s here to chomp his way into the spotlight. Perfect for shelves, desks, or anywhere that needs a bit more bite.
⚔️ Highlights:
Jaw-dropping grin with serious shelf presence.
Flexy skeleton design — wiggle, pose, and rattle.
Equal parts prehistoric terror and bone-cracking charm.
Supposedly extinct… but don’t look too closely at the deep end.
Length approx 38cm
We asked an expert what to use for scale.
They suggested a normal object.
But then my ADHD brain wandered off, I saw a Jaffa Cake,
got hungry, got confused, forgot the plan,
and now this is your scale reference. Enjoy.
Adopt the Megalodon Bone Beast today — because every collection needs a predator with bite.
