Crocodile
£20.00
🐊💀 The Crocodile – Bone Beast Edition 💀🐊
Lurking in the swamp with a grin that’s all teeth and no chill, the Crocodile Bone Beast is here to snap his way into your collection. He’s prehistoric, he’s rattly, and he’s got that “don’t mess with me” energy that only a skeleton croc can pull off.
Forget stealth mode — this bony beast clatters louder than a drum kit, but that’s half the fun. Whether he’s chilling on your shelf or flexing in the swamp, one thing’s certain: he’s got bite.
⚔️ Highlights:
Jaw packed with more teeth than your dentist wants to know about.
Fully flexible skeleton design — pose, wiggle, snap.
Perfect mix of swamp swagger and bone-cracking charm.
The ultimate reminder that crocs have been scary forever… and now they’re funny too.
Length approx 31cm
We asked an expert what to use for scale.
They suggested a normal object.
But then my ADHD brain wandered off, I saw a Jaffa Cake,
got hungry, got confused, forgot the plan,
and now this is your scale reference. Enjoy.
Adopt the Crocodile Bone Beast today — because every collection needs a snap-happy skeleton.
