The Christmas gang
£12.00
A secret meeting has been called.
Nobody knows who organised it.
Nobody knows what the agenda is.
But everyone is staring at the lonely Jaffa Cake in the middle.
The snowmen arrived early, pretending they’re taking minutes.
The penguin has prepared a PowerPoint (with zero slides).
The reindeer has no clue what’s going on but looks enthusiastic.
Santa keeps saying he’s “cutting down on snacks,”
which is a lie and everyone knows it.
The polar bear brought a gift, hoping it will distract attention.
And lurking just behind Santa…
The Grinch.
He isn’t speaking.
He hasn’t moved.
But his grin is saying:
“As soon as they blink…
that Jaffa Cake is mine.”
Nobody trusts him.
They are completely correct.
These 3D printed figures are bursting with colour, charm and delicious Jaffa Cake tension. Put them on a shelf, desk or next to the snack tin… but keep an eye on things.
✨ Key Features:
Made with high-quality, eco-friendly PLA
Hand-finished with love, mischief and a hint of orange jelly
Perfect as décor, stocking fillers or desk mascots
Warning: they may form committees
🍊 Snack Safety Notice:
If a Jaffa Cake disappears,
The Grinch did it.
He will deny everything, but you know.
📏 Approximate Sizes
🎅 Santa: ~15 cm tall
💚 The Grinch: ~15 cm tall
🦌 Rudolf: ~13 cm tall
🐧 Penguin: ~13.5 cm tall
⛄ Snowman: ~12 cm tall
🐻 Polar Bear: ~12.5 cm tall
