The Bone Beasts
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Bone Beasts
Big Bones. Zero Chill.
Welcome to Bone Beasts — a collection of prehistoric and mythical creatures that have ditched skin, skipped subtlety, and fully committed to being the most interesting thing in the room.
Each Bone Beast is a high-quality 3D-printed display collectible, built from articulated bones and overflowing with personality. They’re long, bendy, expressive, and permanently stuck in that perfect pose between “adorable” and “what am I looking at and why do I love it?”
Perfect for:
Shelves that refuse to behave
Desks that need a conversation starter
Dinosaur fans with excellent taste
People who believe décor should have character (and possibly opinions)
Meet the Bone Beasts (Approx. Length):
T-Rex – approx. 36 cm of tiny-armed confidence
Spinosaurus – approx. 37 cm, all sail, no shame
Godzilla – approx. 36 cm, absolutely running the place
Dragon – approx. 34 cm of majestic chaos
Woolly Mammoth – approx. 30 cm, big presence, zero fluff
Triceratops – approx. 34 cm, three horns, no nonsense
Titanoboa – approx. 77 cm, somehow longer than your desk
Megalodon – approx. 38 cm, shark energy fully unlocked
Crocodile – approx. 31 cm, professional side-eye specialist
Bone Beasts are made for shelves, desks, studios, and workspaces that have rejected boring décor entirely. They don’t just sit there — they occupy the space.
Collect one, collect a few, or assemble the full Bone Beast line-up and let visitors quietly ask themselves if this was a deliberate choice. (It was.)
